Thursday, September 13, 2007

Interview

Interviewer: "Ah, I see your resume here..."

Interviewee: "Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude. I have had extensive job experience, and I'm a hard worker. You won't be disappointed".

Interviewer: "Yes, yes, I can read all of that. But how would you rate you ducking skills?"

Interviewee: "Ducking, sir?"

Interviewer: "Yes, ducking, bending... general flexibility and agility."

Interviewee: "Well, I guess I'm at least average..."

Interviewer: "Good. Well, let's start by showing you an
instructional video...

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